turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via pizza)

worths:

ok thanks

(Source: worths, via wirelesson)

Timestamp: 1397906770

worths:

ok thanks

(Source: worths, via wirelesson)

(Source: nosdrinker, via wirelesson)

thecutestofthecute:

sadhuman:

golden retriever festival in scotland

My kind of festival

(via mooshumuffin)

Timestamp: 1397901821

thecutestofthecute:

sadhuman:

golden retriever festival in scotland

My kind of festival

(via mooshumuffin)

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

(via tardisnamine)

Timestamp: 1397804326

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

(via tardisnamine)

(Source: mequka, via pizza)

Timestamp: 1397803273

(Source: mequka, via pizza)

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

(via cumber-bitches)

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

(via tardisnamine)

Timestamp: 1397770191

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

(via tardisnamine)